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By heather | November 14, 2007
Bob Barker: Rod, tell us what we have for the lovely (insert name here):
Rod Roddy: Well Bob, we have two brand new pair of baby boy Stride Rite shoes that Alex’s mommy purchased over the internet because she was too lazy to take him to the Stride Rite store and get measured. And also, she jumped the gun a little on buying shoes because he is still not walking and doesn’t really need them, even if these did fit, which they don’t.
Bob: (insert name here), what is the price of that item?
Contestant: Twelve dollars!
Bob: You’re an idiot, Stride Rite shoes cost like $40 bucks.
Contestant: No! Twelve dollars!
Buy my e-bay crap for only $12 a pair.
Why am I the only person I know who never sells things on e-bay? My stuff never gets bought. Am I so uninteresting that no one even wants my cast offs? Cheap? I have zero bids on two pair of shoes that seriously cost like $40 that I am selling for $12 and they are BRAND NEW. I even photographed them IN THE BOX. Maybe its just that there is so much stuff on e-bay now, that no one can find anything. Yeah that must be it. You’ve got until 1pm EST! Go! Go! GO!
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