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Archive for November, 2007

back in the olden days

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.- Philip K. Dick

This morning I was awakened from a cold-medicine-induced-drugged sleep by my husband’s tie hitting me in the face as he leaned over me to tell me he was leaving. It was dark, and my response was to immediately start flapping my [...]

come on down

Bob Barker: Rod, tell us what we have for the lovely (insert name here):

Rod Roddy: Well Bob, we have two brand new pair of baby boy Stride Rite shoes that Alex’s mommy purchased over the internet because she was too lazy to take him to the Stride Rite store and get measured. [...]

a sprinkling of miscellaneous

Because I didn’t post for ARK Sunday, so I have to cover that, and I didn’t post yesterday because it was a holiday and I was holiday-ing (meaning, working from home – where I get more done in 3 hours than all day when I am sitting at my desk), and I want to rant [...]

this is why i’m not a chef

Not only did I make this chicken pot pie using gravy from a jar and frozen pie crusts, I didn’t get the top crust on…how shall I say…EXACTLY right. I rock the house(wife), yo. Also it was runny – my veggies just kept spewing water and thinning my jarred gravy (I guess that’s [...]