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Archive for November, 2007

sing and the world sings with you

A post by alejna over at collecting tokens reminded me that it’s been a while since I had a good cry to a Sandra Boynton song. (Sing and sway: Oh chocolate chip cookies, so high on the shelf – I’m not tall enough, to reach you myself…) No no no, not that one. Back when [...]

this is why i don’t get paid for this

I’m about to write my first ever insightful and thoughtful post. But first let’s start by mouthing off as usual…is anyone else secretly glad that the writers are on strike for the purely selfish reason being that maybe now, FINALLY, I can get caught up on my shows and clear out my DVR? I am [...]

home overrun by giant spiders

A local family is homeless today after a gang of giant spiders overran their house, ate their cat, and set up camp in front of their brand new widescreen television. Investigators suspect the spider invasion was retribution for a cleaning spree last month, that resulted in the evisceration of nearly 50 smaller spiders that had [...]

you suck DST

Whoever the dumb ass was who came up with Daylight Savings Time obviously did not have kids. If you keep any kind of a schedule (as all parenting advice tells me I should) then it’s just lose-lose all around. Because on the day we screw with the clock, Baby wakes up at what he thinks [...]