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Archive for December, 2007

the week in pictures

Because I just cannot accept defeat, and because I cannot fathom spending money to pay someone to cut my child’s hair when he styles it with sweet potatoes, I present Haircut v2.0. Better no? Because on principle, I refuse to go visit MallSanta, I present BetaSanta. Even better, this Santa sings and dances when you [...]

would you like a little melodrama with your coffee?

You know how when something big happens, lots of people point out that God never gives you more than you can handle? That’s been happening to me lately and this morning I started thinking that maybe God is giving me what I can handle, but I’m screwing it up by just letting everything pile on [...]

pajammy to the middle

Pajammy to the left Pajammy to the right Everybody’s wearing them for dancing tonight… Sandra Boynton didn’t have anything to say about this though… Pamper Camel-Toe! I laughed so hard when I saw this that he started laughing too, just because we were having a giggle. One day though, he will want to kill me [...]

an open letter to mall santa

Dear Santa – Yesterday, I left work early and rushed to daycare so that we could go see you, Mall Santa, hereafter known as Stupid Fat Guy Who Is Only Liked At Christmas and Get A Real Job Already. When I got to daycare, I grabbed my son, drove to the mall, changed his clothes [...]