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who dressed you?
By heather | December 12, 2007
For the last two days I have been monitoring a conference (hence the reason I haven’t posted a real blog entry in a while). All the attendees are government employees, except for me and Christmas sweaters abound. All sparkly and cutesy in their once a year glory, the sweaters are reveling in such a large audience of fresh eyes.
Someone should have told them that Harley wear or pajama pants are the in thing this holiday season. I also realized looking through the last few weeks of pictures, that I am wearing these pj bottoms more often than not, although so far not in public. Maybe someone needs to upgrade me, too.
Finally, I got introduced as someone’s assistant yesterday. As in “My assistant did this…(To myself I thought, “Now hand me that blade and climb in the box so that I may saw you in half to the utter delight and amazement of the audience.” Because I am not an assistant, I am a consultant. Which means I tell YOU what to do. Har.)
This afternoon we are going to see Santa Claus at the mall the North Pole. Poor kid, it is 80 degrees here today and I’m about to dress him in a Christmas sweater. When you are only a year old, see, it’s ok. You can blame your parents.
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