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Archive for June, 2008

parenting 101 - babyproofing

No no, don’t touch that
or that or anything here…
danger everywhere!
I used to laugh at those services that charge thousands to come out and immobilize babyproof your entire house.  “Ha ha ha!” I thought.  “Here’s an idea…can’t you just WATCH your kid?”  Mutters something about self-involved lazy parenting…
Now humbled, head bowed… No.  You cannot. just. watch.  Unless [...]

maybe not AS good

When Brett saw the “ONE PIECE” mentioned yesterday sitting on the counter he insisted that I take a picture of it and post it for clarification.
The argument being that yes, it was one piece of cake because theoretically all the little cake-y, frosting-y molecules were still connected but that it in NO WAY qualified as [...]

good girl

I’m feeling very virtuous today.  Why?  Because this weekend some friends threw me a baby shower.  With an enormous, delicious, beautiful vanilla sheet cake loaded with rich buttercream icing.  I’ll post a picture of it when I stop being lazy and get around to downloading it because it was really a work of art.
After the [...]

dumb-isms

A guy I work with is the typical loud mouthed government employee who has a loudly expressed opinion on everything.  The problem is that he’s also an idiot so often his opinion either makes no sense or is completely irrelevant.  It makes me want to carry around a notepad and write down the dumb things he says. 
So one day [...]