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plea bargaining
By heather | April 22, 2010
Dear Earth -
Happy Earth Day! Although it seems somewhat silly that every channel on TV has changed their logos to green in honor of your day, I get it. We are all cogs in the marketing wheel. I do my best to help you every day of the year, so today I’d like to ask just one favor.
If you could cut it out with the grass pollen around here, I’d truly appreciate it. My eyes burn, my nose itches, and both my kids have green goop leaking out their eyes and noses. It truly is disgusting for us and kind of self-defeating on your part, because the amount of tissues a three-year-old goes through when faced with a continuously runny nose is truly appalling.
Thanks, and enjoy your day!
H
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