haiku
car seat smackdown
Friday, May 2nd, 2008rodeo cowboy wrestling into the car seat how often I lose _____________________________ In this corner, weighing in at 25 pounds we have the freakishly strong and wiry 18 month old – AAAAALLLLLEEEEEXXXX! In this corner, refusing to reveal her weight because she is 7 months pregnant but let’s just say it’s more than her husband [...]
sunshine and tulips
Friday, April 11th, 2008Sunshine and tulips Rides, music, games and springtime Amusement park fun! We happen to have one of the top rated theme parks in the country a mere 20 minutes away. Which is nice because we can go at off-season times and keep our visits short and enjoyable, instead of miserable because we drove forever to get [...]
ode to march (madness)
Friday, March 28th, 2008—————————- basketball sucks ass always on television sick of march madness ———————————————– When is the last time YOU held YOUR remote control? Or had a conversation that started with, “Do you want to ____?” And was answered with anything but, “Well, I kind of wanted to watch basketball…” Right. It’s been a while. It’s ok. [...]
flashbacks
Friday, March 21st, 2008pregnancy and I we do not get on so well heartburn – it burns me Things I Forgot About Pregnancy That I Am Just Now Remembering: If you spill coffee on yourself, it doesn’t just go in your lap. It gives you an awesome stain in the shape of Florida on your huge boobs and [...]