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maybe next year we’ll try cash bribes

Yet another reason I will be glad for Christmas Eve: the Elf on the Shelf. If you don’t know what this is, you are probably 1) not from the South 2) do not have kids or 3) don’t visit shops that sell Christmas ornaments in July.  I’m thinking this year Santa has drastically improved his [...]

plea bargaining

Dear Earth – Happy Earth Day! Although it seems somewhat silly that every channel on TV has changed their logos to green in honor of your day, I get it.  We are all cogs in the marketing wheel.  I do my best to help you every day of the year, so today I’d like to [...]

my favorite holiday

My favorite holiday – Halloween.  When I was little we went to the same pumpkin farm every year that served fresh pressed cider, hot doughnuts, and fresh candy apples along with your pumpkin.  I think even then I still loved Halloween more than any other holiday, except possibly my birthday which is a few days later. This [...]

closeout

I can’t even describe how happy I am to be spending New Year’s Eve at home, on the couch, in my sweats. Here’s to 2009…