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i’ve traded my youth for power sliding doors

When I turned 30, it wasn’t really a big deal to me.  To be honest I freaked out more when I turned 29, the LAST YEAR OF MY TWENTIES, AGH. I look in the mirror some days and notice a few wrinkes, but for the most part the greasy skin I was cursed with as [...]

martinis make it better

So I was going to write this post yesterday, but I knew that all two of you would clamor for pictures and I didn’t have any to post. You’re wondering…how was the holiday party?  Did you get a dress?  Let’s see your fabulous professional makeup job!  We must have closure! For you, I will. The [...]

surely shoes

This is why I keep buying shoes. the shoe abyss I stare at this photo, and the only matching pair I see are the twee little sneakers right in front.  Tiny shoes. Pointy shoes. Dirty shoes. Not in pairs. Last week, after I took this picture I cleaned out the shoe closet and arranged everything [...]

but it was on sale

Dear Self: You do realize that NEXT WEEK is Thanksgiving?  Like 10 days from now?  Because you were going to buy and wrap all the gifts for our in-laws and nephews so we could schlep them up at Thanksgiving, rather than pay a gazillion dollars to ship them.  But that was when Thanksgiving was like, months away…and now it’s not. I thought you had TIME [...]