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something that burns me for no reason at all

I knew if I procrastinated long enough, an inspiring topic would bite me in the ass.  Or pop up in my blog reader, so to speak. Did anyone catch TLC’s new show last night – The Secret Life of a Soccer Mom?  The premise of the show is that TLC takes a SAHM and drops [...]

would you like a little melodrama with your coffee?

You know how when something big happens, lots of people point out that God never gives you more than you can handle? That’s been happening to me lately and this morning I started thinking that maybe God is giving me what I can handle, but I’m screwing it up by just letting everything pile on [...]

an open letter to mall santa

Dear Santa – Yesterday, I left work early and rushed to daycare so that we could go see you, Mall Santa, hereafter known as Stupid Fat Guy Who Is Only Liked At Christmas and Get A Real Job Already. When I got to daycare, I grabbed my son, drove to the mall, changed his clothes [...]

come on down

Bob Barker: Rod, tell us what we have for the lovely (insert name here): Rod Roddy: Well Bob, we have two brand new pair of baby boy Stride Rite shoes that Alex’s mommy purchased over the internet because she was too lazy to take him to the Stride Rite store and get measured. And also, [...]