• Home
• About
• Favorites

work

watch your mouth

When I was little, any form of swearing was unacceptable.  Use the word “crap” and you got a look, any greater offense earned a trip to your room.  I started testing the curse word waters in college and no one slapped my hand, so I waded in a little deeper.
Now I work in an environment [...]

all your hours belong to us

For the last few weeks I’ve been moderately frustrated because it seems to be taking me a long time to acclimate and learn my new job.   This isn’t really my fault - it takes forever to get network accounts and access to spaces and I can’t start to work until I have that stuff - but [...]

drive

Yesterday I was asked to drive one of the VPs of my company back to corporate after a visit to my client site.  Seeing as how I am not the best driver under normal circumstances, I was understandably a little nervous. 
Reasons this was a bad idea:
1.  My car is an unmitigated disaster that I basically [...]

hello you

So I am back at work.  The land of florescent lighting, windowless offices, and clock watching has welcomed me back as if I never tried to defect.  The smell is the same - that depressing combination of ambition and boredom and burnt coffee.  Smiling Glamour$hots of 50-something wives and ambitious slogans decorate desks as I stumble [...]